January 2010
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their...”
– Oscar Wilde
Apple In-Store Q and A in NY at the Soho location... →
azizisbored:
Join comedian and actor Aziz Ansari as he discusses his one hour comedy special, “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.” February 2, 7:00 p.m.
Oh yeah, this is happening.
Mustaches and such.
Why are there so many mustaches in pop-culture again, out of nowhere? Hipsters swear by them, but they sort of always have. I have nothing against upper-lip hair, I have a creepy, pencil mustache/Quasi-Goatee myself but: why is it on T-shirts and other very nice things I want to buy?
I think they’ve been slowly creeping their way into the public eye for a couple of years now. It’s...
A Badly Placed Piece of Gum
Juan: Keyla, Get out of that sandbox
Keyla: Why?
Juan: It looks dirty, you know how many kids play in there? Gross.
Keyla: come on it's not even that big a deal, they make you wear socks.
Juan: there's probably Fecal matter or lost teeth in there...
Keyla: Whatever it's not even... Ahh!!! Oh My God!!
Juan: What is it?
Keyla : Oh My God, I think it's a...
Juan: A tooth?!
Keyla: oh, Phew, never mind: It's just a Chiclet.
Juan: Get out of the Sandbox.
“I am the New Generation of Masturbator. I have Masturbated myself out of serious...”
– John Mayer, Rolling Stone Magazine
