UGHHHHH, DO I HAVE TO HATCH TODAY?  OH CHRIS, I KNOW. LIFE OUTSIDE THE EGG IS THE WORST. I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST STAY IN OUR EGGS BUT WE’D PROBABLY DIE. WELL, MOST OF US ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY. WHERE THE FUCK IS MOM? DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED.  Preview of my new blog, JuanimalsTalkingInAllCaps

UGHHHHH, DO I HAVE TO HATCH TODAY? 

OH CHRIS, I KNOW. LIFE OUTSIDE THE EGG IS THE WORST. I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST STAY IN OUR EGGS BUT WE’D PROBABLY DIE. WELL, MOST OF US ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MOM?

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. 

Preview of my new blog, JuanimalsTalkingInAllCaps


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