If you were to look through my webcam album, you’d think I was slowly preparing to do a really sad one-man adventure time play,
and you’d be right.
(not really but think about it)
Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live?
No?
You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.
It is muh’fuckin’ 46 degrees out here, homie. Where did that come from?
Oh, and you are mistaken if you don’t think I am seriously considering wearing this incredibly warm novelty hat outside today.
A week ago, mild-mannered police officer Juan Reyes was just your run of the mill, average-joe. But after a life changing accident in the Johnson & Johnson baby lotion factory, where he fell into a pit of sweet smelling chemicals: almost all of his hair and facial hair melted off.
Now, he is forced to live every day as: BABY COP
in theatres this christmas.
PS Remind me not to trust my barber if he’s literally consuming alcohol and/or playing instruments in front of me.
temporarily RIP, quasi-pompadore.
