Whoops, still here. Can’t sleep. Head, both out of frame and hstarting to hurt. Spelling, better. Thanks to autocorrect on this. Well, I’m gonna lie down now. You’ve been great. ❤

Whoops, still here. Can’t sleep. Head, both out of frame and hstarting to hurt. Spelling, better. Thanks to autocorrect on this. Well, I’m gonna lie down now. You’ve been great. ❤

I’m Juan Reyes and I approve of this sweet sweet crewneck yo

I’m Juan Reyes and I approve of this sweet sweet crewneck yo

I forgot I had so much work to do for my “Art in NY” class that’s on Saturdays and I’m not gonna sleep writing these godforsaken Saturday essays fucking kill me lol

I forgot I had so much work to do for my “Art in NY” class that’s on Saturdays and I’m not gonna sleep writing these godforsaken Saturday essays fucking kill me lol

WHY SHOULD I SPEND MONEY ON A HAIRCUT WHEN I CAN JUST BUY BREAKFAST FOODS?

WHY SHOULD I SPEND MONEY ON A HAIRCUT WHEN I CAN JUST BUY BREAKFAST FOODS?

HEHE AWWW, MY BABY FELL ASLEEP ON ME. SO CUTE.

HEHE AWWW, MY BABY FELL ASLEEP ON ME. SO CUTE.

thejuanreyes:


Remember tuesday afternoon, where I made that post about blogging in a starbucks? This picture was taken right after that! I was there with my bff David, who I love very much (he’s the one on your left, duh.) And I was on his Macbook, actually!
Look! Proof that I 1) leave my house, and 2) have at least one friend. 
Yeah, that was nice. You should follow him, well… because. 
(or maybe wait until tomorrow, when I will try to make his tumblr less boring looking)
Okay, g’night, all! :D
PS ISN’T HE THE CUTEST?! MMMMHMM. AND HE’S A DANCER. AND A MARINE. AND MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER. OH, AND LADIES: HE’S SIIIINGLEEE
for that matter, I am also single. Hello

Sadly the only picture I could find of me and my bestest friend. I say sadly because I am at my creepiest. But, those things aside: it’s his birthday! and even though he’s a giant butt, you should wish him a happy birthday because I love him and you at least kind of like me, right? Cool. 

thejuanreyes:

Remember tuesday afternoon, where I made that post about blogging in a starbucks? This picture was taken right after that! I was there with my bff David, who I love very much (he’s the one on your left, duh.) And I was on his Macbook, actually!

Look! Proof that I 1) leave my house, and 2) have at least one friend. 

Yeah, that was nice. You should follow him, well… because. 

(or maybe wait until tomorrow, when I will try to make his tumblr less boring looking)

Okay, g’night, all! :D

PS ISN’T HE THE CUTEST?! MMMMHMM. AND HE’S A DANCER. AND A MARINE. AND MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER. OH, AND LADIES: HE’S SIIIINGLEEE

for that matter, I am also single. Hello

Sadly the only picture I could find of me and my bestest friend. I say sadly because I am at my creepiest. But, those things aside: it’s his birthday! and even though he’s a giant butt, you should wish him a happy birthday because I love him and you at least kind of like me, right? Cool. 

If you were to look through my webcam album, you’d think I was slowly preparing to do a really sad one-man adventure time play,

and you’d be right. 

(not really but think about it)

a few minutes ago, my poor, warm, sleeping mother had to be awaken to go get the door for her freezing idiot child. 
I should make a note take my keys with me :( 
Aside from that, LOL TACO NIGHT WITH THE GURLS (guys) WAS A SUCCESS <333

a few minutes ago, my poor, warm, sleeping mother had to be awaken to go get the door for her freezing idiot child. 

I should make a note take my keys with me :( 

Aside from that, LOL TACO NIGHT WITH THE GURLS (guys) WAS A SUCCESS <333

Calling all Podcast-listening Valentine candidates:


COMEDY BAND BANG (me?) ;D

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 
No?
You&#8217;re probably not as flippin&#8217; tough as I am.  

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 

No?

You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.