If you were to look through my webcam album, you’d think I was slowly preparing to do a really sad one-man adventure time play,

and you’d be right. 

(not really but think about it)

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 
No?
You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.  

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 

No?

You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.