Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live?
No?
You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.
Remember that beanie I put on because I was going as an art student for halloween? (I’m not really doing that) Well, I haven’t taken it off (except I have) because it’s warm and much easier to do than getting a haircut.
This is a very important update on what’s going on on my head.
PS You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? I do.
PPS pay no attention to my gross neck-beard, I’m going to trim it before Novembeard, I swear.
Leslie: Why would people eat anything other than breakfast foods?
Ron: People are idiots.
— Summer Catalog
My new favorite Tumblr
Sexy ladies dressed as nurses should come to my house, pronto. Also yeah, sure I’m in some pretty gnarly pain right now, but mostly: I’M SUPER TOUGH.
HOPE THE VAN’S ALRIGHT.
Okay, I’m downplaying how much my insides and back and chest hurt. But I’m on some muscle relaxers right now so maybe that’s it! Anyway, tomorrow’s gonna suck. Hard.
And thanks for your well wishes guys! I’m mostly okay. I posted from my phone in the ambulance, but I love the idea that for a split second someone might have thought I just whipped out a laptop and logged in to tumblr or something.
The lady came out and everything, she was very nice about it.
Also, big thanks to my guardian angel Scott Pilgrim for keeping me safe. Amen.
GPOYT - HOW ABOUT I DON’T GO TO SCHOOL AND JUST WEAR A FEZ IN BED? EDITION
UPDATE: I WENT TO SCHOOL AND DIDN’T WEAR A FEZ IN BED ALL DAY.
IT WAS LAME.
dcu:
Weekend WTF?!?!?
This reminds me of the way humans evolved in the film Wall-E.
Am I right?
Imagine if DC Comics did this now? Their offices would be bombarded with angry letters while fanboys and fangirls would “crack the internet in half” on the comment boards. It would divide people, while being featured on the nightly news across the major networks. It’d be Wonder Woman’s pants all over again…
