I’m Juan Reyes and I approve of this sweet sweet crewneck yo

I forgot I had so much work to do for my “Art in NY” class that’s on Saturdays and I’m not gonna sleep writing these godforsaken Saturday essays fucking kill me lol

30 LOCK

Come on guys. Think about it. 30 LOCK. God. 

A dumb like, half hour sketch based off of a brilliant idea by Liz

ps I liked it more before I added dumb value blech

Hey look, a few hours late, I sketched up a tattoo idea about the superbowl or whatever. 

I had the dumbest idea after a trip to MoMa today. Obviously a sketch was in order. Ps two pigeons shat on my right shoulder today.

likeomfgitsjonny:

Here is the second piece I’ve completed for my junior thesis assignment. Click here for a larger version and full description!

oh my god. 

Ahh! Awesome! I wonder what my prize is? 

Oh joy, you can use google translate. 7__7

Ahem. So yeah, can we lay off the fact that I’m named after a guy who gets beheaded because some drunk guy asks a dancer what she wants and her mom’s a bitch.  

Also, my dad. 

gpoyw - I’m a box of crayons edition 

 Hingeon

Hingeon are a Psychic-Water-Door type Pokémon who make awful pets, but are amazing in battle, especially in defense. 

Wondering how they swim? Hingeon Knew that, because again: they’re psychic. The Evolved form of much the friendlier pokémon “Knobb”, Hingeon are really bad swimmers since they’re as flat as doors, so usually they just float around aimlessly, being psychic. Through Years of training and meditation, They can be evolved into Dooramos: a very beautiful, very racist pokemon that is incredibly irritable, but so worth it. 

Fun Fact: The most popular name for Hingeon according to the 2009 pokécensus is “Knobert Pattinson”